Me and some mates found this lady frozen in a worringly weird position for quite a while when we walked into the backyard of a pub to catch some air.
When i say "a while" - it was for at least 3 or 4 minutes - which in this circumstance can be regarded as "quite a while" i find.
And when i say "frozen" i mean she really didnt move at all - like an obscure statue.
I just couldn't figure out what she was doing. For a few seconds i thought she was crying.
Or was she just REALLY fascinated by this patch of grass?
But she then somehow "woke-up" and moved and i could see that she was just making a phone call!
Which was all-in-all less weird, but still not comepletely un-weird. I mean that position was still awkward. Maybe that was the only spot in the whole garden where she had reception? What shitty network was that?!
Or does this position increase your concentration?
Maybe she was explaining her child at home how to have a poo? And she was one of those people who need to demonstrate everything in order to explain it properly?
Do you know this woman? Does she always make phone calls in this position? Please tell me! I don't wanna die without having an explanation for this!!!