Before and...Laughter! (Vol. 4)

Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 1:49AM
itchy i

What have I done in the last 12 weeks?

I bought myself a new suit which was a few numbers too small - so that when i squeeze my fat beer belly inside and stop breathing for a few seconds it looks a little like i've lost some weight.

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