would be a person - then it probably would be one of those kids in school that were always beaten up.

A friend's birthday at Naughty - and itchy i was on board. Happy Birthday Nan! Here are my presents!

Check here to see if itchy i snapped you in the action too!

...they don't like Chavs in here...

I can't understand why!! Cause they look so lovely...

If you want to know how much of a chav you are, you can make the ultimate Chav-test here:

www.getlippy.com/quizzes/chav-quiz/quiz

It asks you questions like:

1 . Have you ever gone for a romantic dinner for two at Pizza Hut?

2 . Does your wardrobe contain one or more items in that Burberry check?

6 . Is drinking bottles of cider in your local bus stop a favourite pastime?

8 . Do you own a special tracksuit ‘for best’?

11 . Do you know anyone that’s ever been on Trisha?

 I just did the test - and it said i am a Wannabe chav: "Wannabe chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade."

I should be worried - very worried.

...if you need your Basil delivered to your New York office the next morning 9am sharp - get the guys from BasilExpress to do the job!

Can I 'ave another one and one for this lovely lady here? Hey you! You look mint? What's your name?... Are your parents thieves or how did they steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?...

....Naaaaah, you're sooooo not fat!!!! I think you're really fit!!!...Can I have two more, please?

A few hours later: Boa, I sooooo got the munchies now. I really need some fooooood!

Later at her's: Naaah, it's sooo much better without!!! Trust me, I can take care of that....

Ahemm...oops...really...sorry...