Although I m not quite sure if the way they were cut did them any good.

...need a sign to tell people not to climb into this thing?!

Well then again it was standing next to a youth hostel. Everything is possible near a place full of Australians. ;)

In Germany we call a black eye: blue eye (blaues Auge)

to show his baby to the world or to show the world to his baby?

Looking at this scene here one could fear that poor old Andy might have had a terrible accident - maybe even self inflicted after watching the last life TV debate? That would be another seat less for Labour I guess.

Or maybe he just soiled his pants when he saw the last polls?