If I hate one thing more than politicians then it is brown nosing "hey i'm your mate" politicians who go around the country to lick people's arses a tick too obvious - the very arses they gonna kick big time after their election. David "Cacknose" Cameron is the perfect example

The questionable cover of Shortlist as published today. One pay attention to the by far too smooth looking baby bottom skin. Which I think is as heavily retouched as his whole personality..

In the upcoming elections it will be Brown vs. Brown Nose in the slimey run to become Britain's next Prime Minister (or Puppet Master). Why do I have the feeling we are all f**ked already?

Here are some alternative cover suggestions for Shortlist - which until today when they deciced to become a Propaganda outlet was one of my favourite magazines:

The subtle version.

The slightly more obvious version. Still not too obvious, as an animal is used instead of the politician. Opponents of Cameron might say now, it's dangerous too use popular dogs, as this might still get him some votes from the many dog lovers in this country.
And that's the sledgehammer version. I guess now even the least brainy readers should have gotten the message.

I actually turned him around and made him a second face.

Now he is looking over me at work. My new colleague.

And I look after him. :)

Happy Days!

You can tell that I was bored at work today. ;)

This is this morning's message.They are right. It was and is a blue sky day. :)

We CAN watch telly tonight! I feared we'd have to talk to each other instead.

I m not a big coffee drinker. But I love hanging out in coffee shops. Especially the one around the corner from me. They do great soups there and the most amazing White Hot Chocolate.

And I also love their "We are not a corporate coffee chain" themed bill boards which greet me almost every morning on my way to work. They put a smile on me face.
I ll keep posting them here from now on.

The place is on Goswell Road, London and is called Coffee@Goswell Road. Trust me their name is the only lame thing about it. Go check it out. Chances are you ll want to spend the rest of your life in there! Like myself.