Seriously when I first looked at this paper - I thought they meant Gordon Ramsay and his wife. Could have been a story where he shouted at his child's first cooking attempt: "This is FU**ING CR*P, you loser! Get out of my bloody kitchen, you tw*t!!!"

What a shocker that would have been! A CELEBRITY parent treating his children badly?!?! What a bad role model for the kids in the country this would have set?!

But then I figured it was about the whole nation being the worst in drinking, smoking and teenage pregnancy. So it's all too late now anyway, cause all the other "NORMAL" parents fucked them young ones up already.