Seriously, if I m fascinated by one thing in this country then it is the hen-night culture.

No one even seemed to have noticed the meter long pink blow-up penis between her legs - and I ve got a feeling it's because she also wears that "funny" pink hair thingy at the same time. Which clearly translates as "It's ok, it's a hen night, we're just being silly, I wouldn't normally run around with a 3ft willy - not in public at least". Class act!