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Nightmare on...

I m sure that every single person who discovered this sign before me, said exactly the same lame and obvious line. I don't care! I love the fact there is an Elm Street in my neighbourhood. 

itchy i has moved

 I moved into my new neighbourhood in June - it's the area where Camden, Farringdon and Islington mingle.

I still can't make my mind up about my surroundings. There is by far too much poshness and cleanliness around. And if you know my photos - then you probably know that's not really what makes me bend my photo finger.

Clean surfaces are a bit like faces without wrinkles - haven't lived enough to  tell a good story.

So in the future it shall be my task to find the more interesting spots and imperfections - that have more to say than just: I'm beautiful.

Here my first discoveries:

 

Face in a Place of the Day

This was one of our many, many, MANY moving boxes. And I m not kidding - the tongue was sticking out completely randomly.

Bad Parents or just Bad Layout?

Seriously when I first looked at this paper - I thought they meant Gordon Ramsay and his wife. Could have been a story where he shouted at his child's first cooking attempt: "This is FU**ING CR*P, you loser! Get out of my bloody kitchen, you tw*t!!!"

What a shocker that would have been! A CELEBRITY parent treating his children badly?!?! What a bad role model for the kids in the country this would have set?!

But then I figured it was about the whole nation being the worst in drinking, smoking and teenage pregnancy. So it's all too late now anyway, cause all the other "NORMAL" parents fucked them young ones up already.

Who is it addressed to?

London Transport?