Seriously, if I m fascinated by one thing in this country then it is the hen-night culture.

No one even seemed to have noticed the meter long pink blow-up penis between her legs - and I ve got a feeling it's because she also wears that "funny" pink hair thingy at the same time. Which clearly translates as "It's ok, it's a hen night, we're just being silly, I wouldn't normally run around with a 3ft willy - not in public at least". Class act!

Didn't know that Monks are such attention-seekers when they are driving!

Drivers, be careful! This doesn't mean the kids in this area play in slowmotion speed.

It means they are so thick they might not even know what a car is and run right into you.

A Tent Door Face.