"She looked a bit old...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010 at 8:38PM 
...for a 5-year old girl." That's what I honestly thought when I first saw George Michael on tonight's cover of the Evening Standard.
I find this kind of layout not really helpful when your brain is mashed up by a flue. ;)
A (Very) Short Story - Vol. 6
Tuesday, August 24, 2010 at 7:18AM
"Jimi Hendrix just performed his new song. It's amazing! Genetic Engineering isn't ALL that bad!!!" wrote Jack in his tweet from the gig.
Checked? Check. Check. Check. Nope!!!
Monday, August 23, 2010 at 9:34PM 
Chequered guy to the other two chequered guys: "He just didn't check it, did he?!?"
A (Very) Short Story - Vol. 5
Monday, August 23, 2010 at 12:16AM
Jesus sat on the toilet. Smiling. He could never quite get used to these human body functions.