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A Great Night-Out Story told through Government Posters

Can I 'ave another one and one for this lovely lady here? Hey you! You look mint? What's your name?... Are your parents thieves or how did they steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?...

....Naaaaah, you're sooooo not fat!!!! I think you're really fit!!!...Can I have two more, please?

A few hours later: Boa, I sooooo got the munchies now. I really need some fooooood!

Later at her's: Naaah, it's sooo much better without!!! Trust me, I can take care of that....

Ahemm...oops...really...sorry...